Secret: Astral Plane Food🥳

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~~A Secret Page of Bonus Material~~

The content below is available to people who purchased the first edition of “Astral Plane Food & Other SpooOOooOOky Stories” and anyone else clever enough to find it.

Bonus Audio: Zombie Love Song

Zombie Love Song

I can’t breathe, I can’t eat,
I can’t feel and I don’t sleep,
But one look from you and I feel so alive
It’s so great when you’re around
I feel six feet over ground
Suddenly somehow I know I can survive

I’ve got a brain here, 
It tells me that I need you
I’ve got a heart, though it doesn’t beat that fast
But somehow it’s got to be,
I see you and R-I-P,
Oh Jane Doe, I know our love is going to last.

Well, our fingers might be dead,
My lips just slid off my head, 
And your brains are slowly oozing out your skull
Yeah, we knew this would be rough,
Zombies aren’t known for their love,
But with you around, at least death won’t be dull.

I’ve got a brain here, 
It tells me that I need you
I’ve got a heart, though it doesn’t beat that fast
But somehow it’s got to be,
I see you and R-I-P,
Oh Jane Doe, I know our love is going to last.

I can’t feel your loving touch,
And I want to oh so much,
But I’m sure my nerves were eaten by blow flies
We make due with words and looks, 
Or a song since that stuff works,
And I sing as I look in your sunken eyes

I’ve got a brain here, it tells me that I need you,
I’ve got a heart though it doesn’t beat very very fast,
But somehow it’s got to  be,
I see you and R-I-P,
Oh Jane Doe, I know our love is going to last.

Bonus Video: Ghost Roommate

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